Roast Foole

Contributed by Sockermom

Ingredients

• 1 Foole
• 1 Can Crisco
• 1 large bottle cayenne pepper (liquid form ok)
• 1 large hide, sliced thin and braided tightly
• Fibers of several acres of hemp plant, processed and braided
• Entire stock of Long's Drugs and Walgreens clothespins
• 1 mob of perverts, adjust size to taste

Directions:

Clean and skewer Foole, using Crisco as necessary (note: this step can be omitted or postponed until after application of hemp and hide. The Foole may be more [or less] resistant to the procedure then). Apply hemp, followed immediately by hide. Be sure coverage is full and equal. Apply clothespins until flesh is firm and taught. Fools is done when hide completes clothespin removal.

EDITOR'S NOTE: Consensus on SSBB was that this is an excellent recipe, and that one may hurt the Foole as much as one wishes, but one should not harm said Foole. His lady would probably take exception to it if one did.

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This page last updated 02/29/2000

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