Muddle most of the mint in a large punchbowl, or watermelon shell, reserving some for garnish. To muddle, one needs a blunt ended piece of wood, like a hunk of 1" dowel (or a muddler, if you have one); proceed to crush the mint (in the bowl) with same.
Add the remaining ingredients, and stir, gently. (Careful, it might explode.) If one is feeling brave, frappe the lot. "Joint Free," in powder form from Schiff, will create a very firm "head" if added to blender drinks. Use sparingly, if at all.
Serve in a tall cocktail glass, preferably plastic, unless you don't mind the broken glass when the punch hits.
ObSafetyWarning
: This is very easy to consume injudiciously. It ill, if consumed too quickly, or in too great a volume, reach up behind the ear, very quickly, and send one crashing rapidly to the floor. (white carpets are not advised.)ObSafetyWarning2
: Make sure your guests know what's in this before you hand them a glass; It's called a sucker punch for a reason. It will knock one down, unkink every bit of overly taught muscle tissue, and cause one to speak in tongues ("Why aren't you fucking me yet?")DO NOT USE without consent!OTOH, it's very tasty. If you like sweet, high octane alcoholic beverages, that is (YMMV).
This page last updated 07/29/2001