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The Worst Pervy Nursery Rhymes In The World...Ever!

EarRing

Forgive me... after a night of joking on IRC, this stuff just bubbled to the surface of my brain. Perhaps it's bad enough to be put into the subVerse "worst poetry" competition.

Don't hurt me, please!

The Worst Pervy Nursery Rhymes In The World...Ever!
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     Hickory Dickory Dock
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     Hickory Dickory Dock
     The perve was tied to the clock
     The clock struck one
     The Domme had fun
     Hickory Dickory Dock
     
     Ten Pervy Kinksters
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     Ten pervy kinksters hanging from the wall
     Ten pervy kinksters hanging from the wall
     And if the Domme makes another personal call
     There'll be Eleven pervy kinksters hanging from the wall
     
     Gotta love that Domme!
     
     Three blind perves
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     Three blind perves
     Three blind perves
     See how they scar
     See how they scar
     They all visit the same Domme in Fife
     Who cuts up their backs with a sharpened knife
     Have you ever seen such a thing in your life
     As three blind perves
     
     Mary Mary
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     Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
     How does He punish you?
     With silver chains, and manacles
     and cane marks all in a row.
     
     Baa, Baa, Poor Slave
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     Baa, Baa, poor slave,
     have you any clothes?
     No sir, No sir, none at all.
     'Cos you've taken them all away from me and left me chained up here naked.
     
     Monday's Slave
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     Monday's slave is fair of face,
     Tuesday's slave is full of grace,
     Wednesday's slave is full of woe,
     Thursday's slave has far to go,
     Friday's slave is loving and giving,
     Saturday's slave must work for a living,
     But the slave that's born on the Sabbath day
     Is gonna get whipped and made to pay!
     
     Old Master Rossko
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     Old master Rossko was a merry old Dom,
     And a merry old Dom was he.
     He called for his pipe,
     And he called for his bowl,
     And he called for slavegirls two.
     
     As I Was Walking Up The Stairs
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     As I was walking up the stairs
     I met a Domme who wasn't there.
     She wasn't there again today,
     She lives three thousand miles away!
     
     Shame :-(
     
     Jack and Jill
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     Jack and Jill
     Went up the hill
     To fetch a pail of water.
     Jack fell down
     And broke his crown
     'Cos Jill (the Domme) pushed him.